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25-minute Loom
Recorded screen-share walking through your business operations as I'd diagnose them. Yours to keep.
Free · 10 audits per month · No discovery call required
A 25-minute Loom walking through your business, plus a 1-page scoped sprint recommendation in 48 hours. 8 productized sprints — fixed scope, fixed price, fixed timeline. I tell you which one fits, or whether you don’t need one yet.
Not a discovery call. Not a sales pitch. A real piece of work you can act on, with or without me.
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Recorded screen-share walking through your business operations as I'd diagnose them. Yours to keep.
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Which of my 8 sprints fits — or the honest “you don't need one yet.” Plus three specific operational issues I noticed.
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One “if I had a Saturday afternoon and your codebase, I'd ship this” sketch. Yours to steal.
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Exact scope, price, timeline, ROI metric for the recommended sprint. Delivered as a PDF within 48 hours of the Loom.
A real audit Loom and a real 1-pager — anonymized but otherwise unedited. Watch the Loom before you apply. It’s the most accurate preview of what you’ll receive.
Past audit · anonymized
A real 25-min Loom — watch the first 90 seconds.
Sample 1-pager · The PDF you’d receive 48 hours later.
For Maya, CEO — 14-person FinOps SaaS
Download the sample PDF“Gideon was an absolute pleasure to work with. He understood the work, made thoughtful recommendations, and clearly knew what I was looking to do — fully capable of delivering on the end result.”
Fixed scope. Fixed price. Fixed timeline. One ROI metric each. The audit recommends one — or none — based on your situation.
A real operator with shipped product.
Looking for AI strategy theatre.
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Now
Five fields below. URL, name, situation, lifecycle, budget. I read every one personally.
Your time: ~2 min
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≤ 2 business days
Either I take it on (within the 10/month cap), or I tell you why I didn't — usually with a name to talk to instead.
Your time: 0 — just wait
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Within 7 days
25 minutes walking through your operations. Sprint recommendation. 3 specific issues. One weekend-build idea.
Your time: 25 min watching
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+48 hours
Scoped sprint doc: price, timeline, ROI metric, exact deliverables. Yours either way.
Your time: 0 — arrives by email

10 audits a month. If I’m full, I’ll tell you within 48 hours and put you at the top of next month’s queue.
Fully free. The 25-min Loom and the 1-pager are real deliverables — you keep both even if you never message me again. The reason it works as a business: if the Loom is good and the 1-pager makes sense, ~25-35% of applicants come back and book the paid Diagnostic ($4,500). The other 65-75% take the diagnosis and ship it themselves, which is also a fine outcome for me.
The free Audit is a 25-min Loom + 1-page scoped doc, delivered in ~7 days. It tells you which sprint fits, at what price, and what you'd ship. The paid Diagnostic ($4,500, 14 days) is the deeper version: workflow mapping, 3-5 ranked AI integrations with effort/leverage scoring, ROI projections, and a 12-month roadmap. Most Diagnostic clients book because the Audit confirmed something they want done properly.
Then you reply and tell me. I rework the 1-pager once, free. If you've already paid into the Diagnostic and the scoping turns out wrong, I refund it. The 1-pager is a hypothesis, not a verdict — disagreement is data.
10+ years across fintech, healthcare, hospitality, e-commerce, web3, and construction. The portfolio links above (ARDS Monitor, Euler, Ortolligence) span healthcare B2B, DeFi consumer, and surgical mobile. AI operations work pattern-matches across verticals more than founders expect — invoice ingestion looks similar in FinOps SaaS and in dental practices. That said: if your industry is one where I'd be guessing, I'll say so on the Loom and either refer you out or scope the audit narrower.
If I take the audit, I keep the application alongside the Loom + 1-pager I deliver. If I don't take it, I delete the application within 30 days. I don't add you to a mailing list, I don't share your details, and I don't use your business as a case study without explicit written permission.
Yes. I publish public anonymized sprint deep-dives on my YouTube channel. The 90-second preview at the top of this page is from one of them. The full Looms are what your audit will look like.
Nothing, unless you initiate. No drip emails. No “circling back.” No “did you get a chance to review.” The 1-pager has my email on it. If you want to talk, you reply. If you don't, you don't.